"I write because it makes me feel cool even though I know I'm not. I write for revenge on everyone that ever wronged me. Tim Stenger, you know what I'm talking about. I write to heal (myself, not the world - I'm not a wizard). I write because I'm lucky; we all know how many elements of success are beyond our control. I write because I secretly believe luck had nothing to do with it. I write because I'm arrogant, because I'm insecure, because I'm depressed, angry, joyous, drunk, bored But most of all, I write because I'm full of s***."- Bill Lawrence of Scrubs.