Craig Ferguson
I’m not scared of spiders but I do think I would be scared of one as big as a dinner plate.


“Glee” 4x12
Jake and Marley said I love you. Sam learned his worth. The guys made a calender. Santana might come to New York.


“The Big Bang Theory” 6x14
“I feel like I’m being strangled by a boa constrictor. Why’d you stop?”
“She enjoys my genitals.”
“I didn’t think there could be a smaller version of you.”
“Is my coitus whimsically inventive?”
Raj, Bernadette and Howard got action figures of themselves. Howard learned he can’t spend his wife’s money without her permission. Sheldon found out Kripke has work more advanced them him. Now he has to pretend to be a stud. He might have sex with Amy someday.


“Grey’s Anatomy” 9x13
The hospital is getting sold. Meredith and Derek’s baby is kicking. All the doctors hate doctors who do not believe the patients are most important. I find the idea of giving someone who is religious, medical treatment against their belief system horrible really. That storyline grated though it was handled right.


“Elementary” 1x13
The Captain punched Sherlock. I’m glad Clyde the turtle lived. Sherlock is working as a consultant again.


“Scandal” 2x12
Olivia turned in Hollis to save his life. Mellie gave birth. Someone unknown tried to kill the President.


“30 Rock” 7x12-7x13
“But I promised Barbara Streisand I’d never stab her again.”
“Because the human heart is not properly connected to the human brain, I love you and I’m gonna miss you.”
Liz dated Conan. Loved the montage of Jenna and her mirror. Jack fixed his life. Everyone said goodbye. Liz got a new show. Everyone stayed friends. There is going to be a show made about the making of a show. Funny, touching and weird finale.


“Vampire Diaries” 4x12
Kol is finally dead. Elena continues to work my nerves. I’m sorry but how does she get indignant over anything anymore? Stefan kind of annoyed me about not wanting the Rebekah news out when he freaked out over Delena. Bonnie is powerful. I guess we’ll get to the map soon. Rebekah avoided getting staked finally.


“Suits” 2x13
Louis declared a truce with Katrina. He also began to make up with Donna. We saw Rachel’s father. She’s eager to please him. The firm is going to face off against Hardman.

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