-“Lip Service” was cancelled.
-“TVD” is planning a spinoff featuring the Originals. The backdoor pilot will be on April 25.
-The season premiere of “Smash” will be available this coming week on Hulu, on demand, on iTunes and on American Airline flights next week.
-“Shameless” will be talked about on Monday.
“Dark Shadows” Episodes 253-259
I’m glad Maggie finally escaped and there is still some suspense that Barnabas will catch her. She should have closed the wall door though. It would have bought her some time! Though, if she did that Willie might have got murdered and she didn’t want to do that.
“The Good Wife” 4x12
“I don’t know how I know half the things I know.”
So, Elsbeth somehow became a Lockhart & Gardner celebrity. Now she’s gonna work with Eli. I like Diane whipping out French. Zach Slater’s/ Megan Draper’s dad was on this.
“Once Upon A Time” 2x11
It was Belle who originally saved Prince Phillip. We got to see Mulan empowering her fellow ladies. I liked part of Belle’s past and present stories but she made some dumb decisions. Archie is back in town. Some want to go to FTL and some don’t. Hook brainwashed Belle. Then he got hit by a car.
I liked the Emanda/ Aidan/ Nolan team moment. So, Padma has been evil the whole time? Conrad got Jack out of jail.
“Your bravery is only matched by your stupidity.”
Morgana reunited with Mordred. He stabbed her but she’s still alive. He’s been made one of Arthur’s knights. I felt bad for that dragon that wanted to stay with Merlin.
“Lost Girl” 3x02
Dyson’s new partner Tamsin is dark fae. She was Dinah on “Birds of Prey.” Kenzi used to live underground. Hale’s human friends think he won the lottery. Trick got hit on tons. I can’t tell if Bo is really in denial or just hiding things. Vex is really one of the group now I guess. What little Lauren we had was Lauren/Bo sexy times. I approve.
“Happy Endings” 3x10
“XELA spells Shaila?”
“A gigantic home run from a child sized woman.”
“In my 36 hours of covering kickball, I’ve never seen anything so confusing.”
Lots of laughs but this was so clearly a season two episode and not continuity. I love Penny getting hit in the head twice but it was sad to see her crawling around by herself. She got a dude at the end though.
“Don’t Trust The B**** in Apt. 23" 2x10
“I can’t believe June thinks I killed her dumb friend.”
“We played a game of murder chicken and I won.”
Queenetta from “Best Friends Forever” was on this as a kid James helped rather sweetly. Chloe admitted she and June were friends. June robbed her work place. The episode also seemed out of order.
“Downton Abbey” 3x02
Poor Edith got left at the alter. Matthew decided to give the money to help the family. Mrs. Hughes is healthy. Mr. Bates’ roommate is trying to frame him.
“Emily Owens M.D.” 1x08
“That was a sexy stumble.”
“A special piece of garbage.”
I respect Emily putting herself out there. Will was jealous of Emily going on a date. Emily kissed a guy and gave him an allergic reaction. She knows Will is jealous. Micah dumped his girlfriend. Dr. Bendari is married to D.B. Woodside.
There were definitely things that interested me. That criminal girl is still hot for her ex but more importantly, she is starting to show her criminal roots now that she has a life and I guess a daughter with the (fake) sheriff. Obviously, this is all a little easy making him sheriff but he obviously has some smart friends. There’s a gypsy guy who is a crime lord. Also, a boxer willing to look the other way on three murders. Some good action sequences. I’ll keep checking it out.
“A panda next to a gun next to a wrapped gift. It makes no sense.”
Donald Glover appeared as Hanna’s new sex friend. Rita Wilson is Marnie’s mom. Marnie kind of hooked up with Elijah and then got into bed with her ex. Hannah is kind of cheating on Adam. Shoshanna is having hate sex with Ray. Jessa is still away from the group, being married.
I thought Tina and Amy were great hosts. I cracked up when they lost to Lena Dunham and made that crack about her thanking them for getting her through middle school. Also, “Dog President” needs to be a movie. A psychic who solves her own murder and a volleyball player who battles restless leg syndrome? Greatness. I was amazed at Former President Clinton’s appearance.
“House Of Lies” 2x01
They got a new boss. Jeannie realized she’s in love with Martie. Marty’s ex has cleaned up.
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